I notice some quotes that are used by others and thought I’d start with giving you one that I found…non-christian in a way;  somewhat rude and a little dumb.  Add another! 

1. Some people are like Slinkys…  Not really good for anything, but they
still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs -  Author Unknown

Yea thats funny, my favorite is “Its deja’vu all over again”
by Yogi Berra.

I like “Thank you for calling the Department of the Redundancy Department.”

HAHA!

I made one up years ago that I use often.

“If I ever forgot anything, I can’t remember it.”

Another one I made up.
“When eating out with a group, I like to say, “It seems nobody knows for sure how to make Soup De Jour.”
It is different everywhere you go.”
Earl

“Committee – a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.”

“No matter where you go, there you are.”

“You don’t stop laughing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop laughing.”

Of all the singers I have heard in this world, you’re one of’em.

Not real sure about that one, I like ” Dont listen to the way we sing it,
just listen to the words”, that one makes my skin crawl.

Not sure of the authors….......

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have
their shoes.”

One of my favorites
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”

This one kinda goes with the previous one….............
“Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are
moving.”

Does this one remind you of Washington D.C.?????

“DON’T DO AS I DO—DO AS I SAY DO”!!!!!!

How many times have we heard this one, ” Were looking to go full-time next year” LOL

Whenever someone asks my husband how he is doing he always replies - “I’m hanging in there like a hair in a biscuit!”  Get’s them everytime!

I’d rather hear him sing than eat! (‘cause I’ve heard him eat….)

I have said this at church when someone asks me how I am doing I say “If I were doing any better I would be twins”. The only problem with that is when someone comes back with “Well I hope you don’t get any better”. Now Thats Funny!

Saw this one the other day on a bumper sticker…........

“ANNOY A LIBERAL- USE FACTS & LOGIC”

“The older I get the better I used to be”

WHEN YOU GET TO THE END OF YOUR ROPE, TIE A KNOT AND HANG ON!