Janice Crow

Reflections - Sep 08

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Allow me to introduce to you my candidate. First of all, he is a man who’s age is unknown, yet he is concerned about old and young alike. His mother was a poor teenager, but his father is a wealthy cattleman for it is reported that he owns the cattle on a thousand hills. Despite his father’s wealth, he chose to work with his hands as a carpenter. At a very young age he exhibited wisdom beyond his years and it was clear to this young man that there was a calling on his life.

My candidate not only believes in creationism, but has witnessed it first hand. He has strong family values, vehemently opposes abortion and has strong words for those who would harm one of the little ones.

He has drawn criticism for socializing with tax collectors, but let me assure you his efforts were always directed to their reform. On taxation, he himself is paid up and has even been known to pay the taxes of a friend, but as our leader has promised not to put more upon us than we can bear.

He is in a unique position to understand our struggles for he in fact became one of us and he knows the feelings of our infirmities. His healthcare plan is the most far-reaching of any proposed and he has a personal stake in it for he went to great lengths and much sacrifice to bring it about. It is offered to all regardless of station in life, for he himself is the healer.

His economic policies are simple, but sound…give and it shall be given unto you, pressed down, shaken together and running over. He is a proponent of prosperity and was heard to say, I would that you prosper and be in health, even as your soul prospers. He has promised to be the provider for all our needs.

There is no greater defense policy than to remind us that he has given his angels charge over us to keep us. He has a strong anti-crime policy, yet is compassionate enough to offer a full pardon.

He was himself a maverick of sorts, unwilling to bow his knee to the prince of this world or be bound by tradition. This is a man who has faced the enemy and was taken prisoner for a time. He suffered terribly at the hands of the enemy, but in a stunning turn of events wound up with the keys to the prison and led his fellow prisoners victoriously out and today the enemy trembles at the sound of his name.

My candidate has never spoken a lie nor will he ever. He has never broken a promise or failed to do what he said. His word is absolute and unshakeable….an incredible record of veracity.

This man has an awesome energy plan, for ALL power is given unto him. His mercies are new every morning….talk about a renewable source!

My candidate alone has the answers for such a time as this, and he has made an astounding offer…that if we choose him as our leader that we can reign with him.

Now, let us take a look at his opponent. This candidate has a shady past. He was fired from his first job for rebellion and insurrection. His economic policy and healthcare plan can be summed up in that he has come only to steal, kill and destroy. He is a liar and the father of all liars. The truth is not in him. He is immoral and is into bondage, for he will deceive the masses with illicit sex, drugs and alcohol and then when they are bound, laugh when their addictions take them down to the grave. He appears as an angel of light, yet there is darkness in his heart. His eloquent speeches are little more than the roaring of a toothless lion.

There is a war raging that must be won, and friends, there is an election day. Everyone must choose between these two “candidates”.

Out of curiosity recently I consulted Mr. Webster on the origin of two words. First the word “campaign”. I learned that the word campaign means “battlefield”. More astounding is the origin of the word “candidate”. The word candidate comes from the Latin word “candidatus” which means literally…..robed in white.

Now, I ask you, is there really any question who the REAL candidate is? Please cast your vote today for the man who will truly bring change….Jesus Christ…..and that IS change you can believe in.

Janice Crow
Proud to be a “delegate”
(From the Latin “delegare” meaning……to send.)

“Go ye into all the world and preach the gospel”