Dale's Top Ten

Top Ten Lamest Excuses To Miss Church This Sunday

10.  "My church recently initiated a "non-smoking" policy...""
 
 9.  "If 10% is good enough for tithing, attending 10% of the time should be, as well..."
 
 8.  "None of my dress clothes match the church pews..."
 
 7.  "I can't hear my ipod when the choir is singing..."
 
 6.  "Waiting for church recliners to arrive..."
 
 5.  "The church masseuse is already booked for that service..."
 
 4.  "Why go to church when i can watch "Oprah" instead?..."
 
 3.  "I have brand-new bed linens i'm trying to break-in..."
 
 2.  "No breakfast buffet in sanctuary..."
 
 
And the number one lamest excuse to miss church this sunday:
 
 1. Any excuse not mentioned in the previous nine...
 

About This Article - Top Ten Lamest Excuses To Miss Church This Sunday

Author: AGM | Author's Website: http://absolutelygospel.com/
Written: 05/04/2008 | Category: Dale's Top Ten Comments: 1
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   .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) ~ 05/18/2008

YOU CRACK ME UP!!!!LOL



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