10. IF YOU THINK GOLIATH WAS SLAIN BY POPEYE, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
9. IF YOU THINK PONTIUS PILOTE IS "THE GUY WHO FLIES THE PONTIUS", YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
8. IF YOU THINK THE TALKING DONKEY BELONGED TO "SHREK", YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
7. IF YOU THINK "THE GARDEN OF EDEN" IS A DESIGNER BATH-WASH, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
6. IF SOMEONE ASKS "WHO SUPPLIED THE RIB FOR THE CREATION OF EVE?" AND YOU ANSWER, "THE MEAT MARKET", YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
5. IF SOMEONE ASKS "WHO SLEW ABEL?" AND YOU RESPOND "READY AND WILLING", YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
4. IF YOU ARE ASKED, "WHO BUILT THE ARK?" AND YOU SAY, "INDIANA JONES", YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
3. IF YOU THINK SIMON PETER WAS "GARFUNKEL'S" SINGING PARTNER, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
2. IF YOU THINK "ZERUBBABEL'S TEMPLE" WAS LOCATED IN "LAS VEGAS", YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL:
1. IF YOU THINK "ELIJAH" IS THE GUY WHO QUARTERBACKS THE GIANTS, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL...
Remember folks, they can't all be gems...
Dale Golden
Dale and Cheryl Golden
http://www.daleandcherylgolden.com
Author: Dale Golden
| Author's Website: http://daleandcherylgolden.com
Written: 02/01/2008
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Category: Dale's Top Ten
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