Dale's Top Ten

MY TOP TEN EXCUSES TO OVER-EAT DURING THE HOLIDAYS

10. "GEORGE BUSH AND GLOBAL WARMING ARE FORCING ME TO EAT THIS"...

9. "MY WIFE WANTS SOMETHING REALLY BIG FOR CHRISTMAS, SO I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP HER HAPPY"...

8. "I'M TRYING TO OUTGROW ALL THE REALLY BAD CLOTHING GIFTS I'M ABOUT TO RECEIVE"...

7. "IT'S ONLY AN ATTEMPT TO SET THE WORLD RECORD FOR HIGH BLOOD SUGAR"...

6. "BEARS BUILD UP AN EXTRA LAYER OR TWO FOR THE WINTER, TOO...WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST BEARS???"...

5. "COME NEXT SPRING, I PLAN TO SELL-OFF SOME OF THIS EXTRA LARD AS BIO-DIESEL"...

4. "JUST THINK OF THE MONEY I'LL SAVE IN BLANKETS FROM CARRYING THIS EXTRA INSULATION"...

3. "I'M INVOLVED IN A SCHEME TO BRING A LAWSUIT AGAINST THE MICHELIN MAN FOR USING MY LIKENESS WITHOUT PERMISSION"...

2. "THIS LOOK WORKS FOR FROSTY-THE -SNOWMAN...ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY YOU HATE SNOWMEN??"...

AND THE NUMBER ONE EXCUSE TO OVER-EAT FOR THE HOLIDAYS:

1. "I'M IN TRAINING TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL SANTA CLAUS"...

Remember folks, they can't all be gems...
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About This Article - MY TOP TEN EXCUSES TO OVER-EAT DURING THE HOLIDAYS

Author: Dale Golden | Author's Website: http://daleandcherylgolden.com
Written: 12/01/2007 | Category: Dale's Top Ten Comments: 1
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   bludline ~ 12/04/2007

you a funny guyyyyyyy!



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