Dale's Top Ten

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http://absolutelygospel.com/

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PREACHER IS LONG-WINDED:

10. REV. JUST UTTERED THE PHRASE "IN CONCLUSION" FOR THE NINETEENTH TIME...

9 . TWO WORDS: CONGREGATIONAL SNORING...

8. YOUR CHILDREN MOVED UP TO "YOUNG ADULTS CLASS" DURING ONE SERVICE...

7. CHURCH LEADERSHIP VOTES-IN CONGREGATIONAL LOUNGE CHAIRS...

6. WORSHIP LEADER STARTS INVITATIONAL HYMN WITH "WELCOME TO THE EVENING SERVICE"...

5. AT BEGINNING OF SERMON, THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE 1-0, AT END OF SERMON, THEY ARE 3-0...

4. CHURCH LOSES EIGHT MEMBERS TO OLD AGE IN ONE SERMON...

3. SUNDAY POT ROAST LUNCH LEFT IN OVEN, BECOMES CHARCOAL BRIQUETTE WITH DIAMOND INSIDE...

2. PREACHER'S MESSAGE FOCUSES ON TWO PARTS OF THE BIBLE, THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS...


AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUR PREACHER IS LONG-WINDED:

1. CHURCH RECEPTIONIST ANSWERS PHONE WITH GREETING: "FIRST-CHURCH-BED-AND-BREAKFAST"...

Remember Friends, they can't all be gems...
Copyright Dale Golden 2007.
http://www.daleandcherylgolden.com

About This Article - TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR PREACHER IS LONG-WINDED:

Author: AGM | Author's Website: http://absolutelygospel.com/
Written: 06/18/2007 | Category: Dale's Top Ten Comments: 1
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