Dale's Top Ten

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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’VE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL (OR WATCHING TOO MUCH TV)

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL (OR WATCHING TOO MUCH TV):

10. IF THE PHRASE "BURNING BUSH" MAKES YOU THINK THE PRESIDENT IS UPSET, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

9. IF YOU THINK SHADRACH, MESHACH AND ABEDNEGO ARE DONALD DUCK'S NEPHEWS, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

8. IF YOU THINK "ADAM AND EVE" ARE A COUPLE ON "DANCING WITH THE STARS," YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

7. IF YOU THINK MATTHEW, MARK, LUKE AND JOHN WERE THE FOUR ORIGINAL BEATLES, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

6. IF YOU THINK THE TERM "SCRIPTURE" IS A FONT ON YOUR COMPUTER, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

5. IF YOU THINK "SIMON PETER" IS A JUDGE ON "AMERICAN IDOL," YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

4. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO EXPLAIN "DANIEL IN THE LIONS DEN" AND YOU REPLY, "I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ANIMAL PLANET WAS ON," YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

3. IF YOU THINK "THE THREE WISE MEN" WERE OJ'S DEFENSE TEAM, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

2. IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU "WHO BROUGHT THE NEWS OF JESUS' BIRTH TO THE SHEPHERDS AND YOU SAID "FOXNEWS", YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL (OR WATCHING TOO MUCH TV):

1. IF YOU BELIEVE THERE IS ANY WAY TO HEAVEN OTHER THAN JESUS, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SLEEPING THROUGH SUNDAY SCHOOL...

REMEMBER FOLKS, THEY CAN'T ALL BE GEMS...

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