Dale's Top Ten

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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE “SOUTHERN GOSPEL”  (CONTINUED)...

10. IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAS A CHILD NAMED "VELVEETA", YOU MIGHT BE SG...

9. IF YOUR FRONT YARD HAS EVER BEEN MISTAKEN FOR A RECYCLING CENTER, YOU MIGHT BE SG...

8. IF YOU PERSONALLY KNOW ANY MAN WITH BIGGER HAIR THAN RONALD MCDONALD, YOU MIGHT BE SG...

7. IF YOUR MOST VALUABLE INHERITANCE OPPORTUNITY IS "AUNT ETHYLENE'S TAPE COLLECTION," YOU MIGHT BE SG...

6. IF YOU HAVE EVER RECEIVED A "LOVE OFFERING CASSEROLE," YOU MIGHT BE SG...

5. IF YOU CONSIDER MACARONI AND CHEESE A VEGETABLE, YOU MIGHT BE SG...

4. IF YOUR CHURCH HAS A SMOKING SECTION, YOU MIGHT BE SG...

3. IF THE PHRASE "DEMOLITION DERBY / REVIVAL" MAKES SENSE TO YOU, YOU MIGHT BE SG...

2. IF YOU'VE EVER SAT ON A PEW THAT WAS OLD ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU "BOBO-BIGHT," YOU MIGHT BE SG...


AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU MIGHT BE "SOUTHERN GOSPEL"...

1. IF THERE ARE MORE PLASTIC DEER IN YOUR COUNTY THAN REAL ONES, YOU MIGHT BE SG...

TOP TEN LAMEST EXCUSES FOR MISSING "TOP TEN" ARTICLE SUBMISSION DEADLINE:

10. BUS BROKE DOWN ON WAY TO POST OFFICE...

9. HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MEETING DEADLINE OR WASHING TOUPEE...

8. WAS BUSY SHAVING FACIAL HAIR IN HOPES OF SELECTION TO APPEAR ON MAGAZINE COVER...

7. COULDN'T PULL SELF AWAY FROM RERUNS OF "GREEN ACRES"...

6. THREE WORDS..."BREAKFAST, LUNCH, DINNER"...

5. COMPUTER RAN OUT OF GAS...

4. VOICES IN HEAD SAID "GO BUY PINK SUIT TO WEAR ONSTAGE" INSTEAD...

3. AUTOMATIC BAT-CAVE-DOOR ON THE BLINK...

2. STUPID POST OFFICE ONLY OPEN FROM 8 AM TO 5 PM MON-FRI...

AND THE #1 LAMEST EXCUSE FOR MISSING "TOP TEN" ARTICLE SUBMISSION DEADLINE:

1. HUGE ROYALTY CHECKS FROM PREVIOUS "TOP TEN LISTS" HAVE MADE ME LAZY AND LACKADAISICAL ABOUT WORK...


Remember Folks, they can't all be gems...

http://www.daleandcherylgolden.com

About This Article - TOP TEN SIGNS YOU MIGHT BE “SOUTHERN GOSPEL”  (CONTINUED)...

Author: Dale Golden | Author's Website: http://daleandcherylgolden.com
Written: 03/01/2007 | Category: Dale's Top Ten Comments: 3
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Reader Comments

   .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) ~ 03/01/2007

You are a mess, Dale! LOL

God is good all the time & all the time God is good. 

Elaine Harcourt

   .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) ~ 03/09/2007

My wife is from South Georgia, a proud redneck and evangelical baptist, we miss the humour and southern gospel music, thank you for this site.
If anyone can send us SG or Bluegrass gospel we would like to play it in our church here. Me being an aussie myself and spending 4 years in South Ga., was converted to this music, praise & worship and now it is in my blood.
GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND AMERICA

   .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) ~ 03/11/2007

Keep your day job!!!LOL



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