10. If You Have Ever Pushed A Bus In A Three-Piece Suit.....
9. If You Ever Owned A Suit Or Dress That Matched The Interior Of A 1975 Cadillac Coupe Deville...
8. If Your Idea Of A Five Star Restaurant Is One That Has Red-And-White-Checked Tablecloths...
7. If Your Quartet Has Ever Sang Six Off-Key Notes At Once...
6. If One Of Your Group Members Has Ever Been Mistakenly Identified As "Captain Kangaroo...
5. If You Have Ever Owned A Pink Suit Or Pink Wig, Or Know Someone That Does...
4. If You Have Ever Had A Religious Experience In A Cow Pasture...
3. If You Ever Went On A Cruise In Hopes Of Visiting "Gilligans Island"...
2. If You Ever Went To A Concert Where There Were More Than Six Hearing Aids Feeding Back At Once...
And The Number One Sign You Might Be "Southern Gospel"...
1. If You Have Ever Justified Snacking In A Church Service By Calling Them "Billy-Graham-Crackers"...
Remember Folks, They Can't All Be Gems...
Dale Golden
http://www.daleandcherylgolden.Com
Author: Dale Golden
| Author's Website: http://daleandcherylgolden.com
Written: 02/01/2007
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Category: Dale's Top Ten
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I enjoyed reading this aticle..I guess I got one. If youve run the 30 yard dash from the back of the bus to the front one legged putting on your suit pants you must be a southern gospel singer.(That is while the bus is stopping and your not)
Oh yeah! YOu might also add, you might be a Southern Gospel singer if the words Jesus and Mama are in the same verse!
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