Dale's Top Ten

Top Ten Celebrity Names… Had They Gone Into Southern Gospel Music Instead…

10. JOHNNY PARSON...
9. ELVIS POLYESTER-LEY...
8. JOHNNY NO-PAYCHECK...
7. MINNIE PEARLY-GATES...
6. GEORGE "POSSUM-EATIN" JONES...
5. PRIVATE SANDERS...
4. JOHNNY CASH-LESS...
3. GIRTH BROOKS...
2. GEORGE W(alkin-instead-of-driving-my-broke-down) BUS...

AND THE # 1 CELEBRITY NAME...HAD THEY GONE INTO SOUTHERN GOSPEL MUSIC INSTEAD...

1. ROYandDALEandtheirGOLDENhorsetrigger.

Remember folks, they can't all be gems...
Roy Dale Golden
http://www.daleandcherylgolden.com

About This Article - Top Ten Celebrity Names… Had They Gone Into Southern Gospel Music Instead…

Author: Dale Golden | Author's Website: http://daleandcherylgolden.com
Written: 01/15/2007 | Category: Dale's Top Ten Comments: 4
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   .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) ~ 01/15/2007

What???

   .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) ~ 01/20/2007

Don't understand!!

   .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) ~ 01/24/2007

Very funny! Took me some thinking on a couple -

What about Keith Rural?

   Connie_Brown ~ 02/12/2007

okay, I must really be a red-neck southern gospeler. I got all of them.. Especially the Girth Brooks (too much fried chicken).
I guess there is a reason why Southern Gospel is called a "Ministry", because it sure isn't for the money! You go brother!



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