10. Phil Cross rocks southern gospel world when he reveals he has actually been wearing a bald wig...
9. "Inspirations" poor showing in charity marathon forces them to rename group "Expirations"...
8. Due to continued severe drought conditions across the U.S., "Karen Peck and New River" become "Karen Peck and Dry Gulch"...
7. While at a concert, an unsuspecting McKameys fan suffers head trauma from flying shoes...
6. Gerald and Rodney's increasing age mandate new name change to "Corrected Vision"...
5. Ricky Atkinson is banished from Georgia when it is revealed in humor column he is fervent Dallas Cowboys fan...
4. The Northmen create turmoil and panick when they are seen in concert wearing conservative gray suits...
3. Captain of Luxury Singing Cruise vessel denies boarding of Anchormen, citing too many "snags" from "their kind"...
2. Unexpected weight gain of previously fit-and-trim group members forces "Legacy Five" to become known as "Legacy-Five-and-a-Half"...
MY # 1 SOUTHERN GOSPEL "BOMBSHELL" PREDICTION FOR 2007:
1. After this column goes to press, Bill Gates goes broke donating money to "Goldens" litigation defense fund...
Remember Folks, they can't all be gems...
Dale Golden
http://www.daleandcherylgolden.com
Author: Dale Golden
| Author's Website: http://daleandcherylgolden.com
Written: 01/01/2007
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Category: Dale's Top Ten
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These are very funny.
peace & grace,
preacherp
Very funny! Keep up the good humor! LOL
God is good all the time & all the time God is good.
Elaine Harcourt
Personally, I feel that some of these are offensive.
Then you need a sense of humor. It's easy to see that there is nothing offensive about these. They are quite funny and done in good fun.
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