2004 Prophetic Predictions - By the all seeing, all knowing MahaDeon I thought that we would see what the all knowing, all seeing MahaDeon could predict for the future. He has an awesome accuracy of 10%, so I’m sure that we can trust him to enlighten us. Here are the all seeing and all knowing, great one’s predictions: 1. Gold City will break tradition as Tim Riley retires and hire a female Bass singer. 2. The Dove Brothers will drastically change their style as the move into the Progressive Southern Black Gospel arena singing such songs as "My Sweet Lord". 3. Calvin Newton will change from being the Bad Boy of Gospel Music to wearing tights and a cape and become the Good Boy of Gospel Music, leaping buildings in a single bound. 4. Greater Vision will now have to wear glasses on stage in order to see the audience. 5. The Florida Boys will set a new fashion trend in Southern Gospel Music by wearing golf shirts to all their concerts. 6. The Crabb Family will replace Jason, Adam, and Aaron with soundtracks. Kelly will rebound quickly after hiring Dolly Parton to sing backup. 7. There will be a landslide of ticket sales as the NQC introduces the first of eight soloists performing on Saturday night. 8. Taylor Mason will hijack a Gaither Homecoming and do the whole concert with puppets wearing bad wigs. 9. Buses will be the official mode of transportation in Southern Gospel Music and many groups will be arrested for showering while driving on the interstate. 10. Elvis Presley will be found living in east Tennessee and become the bus driver for Palmetto State Quartet. (Relax, this was all done in fun!)
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Written: 12/31/2003
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Thanks, Deon, for a great laugh! 
God is good all the time & all the time God is good.
Elaine Harcourt
Hilarious! I am wondering about the rumors of Crabb family going country next year. Any truth to that?
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: I hope they are not foolish and do that....Their annointing should be used for God!!!!I love the Crabb family and I pray this is just a rumor.....
Please tell me you're not serious! LOL!
This was all in fun...not to be taken seriously. Of course, nothing coming from Deon should be taken seriously! :ha:
Just kidding Deon... :p
:thumbsup: Thank goodness! LOL I am new to this........Shame on yall,I take everything serious..Just kidding.....
Everything looks right on the mark except for one thing. Elvis doesn't live in East Tennessee. He lives in the Piedmont of NC and is singing lead for a local Southern Black Gospel Group.
Tim may find a bass that is better looking and maybe more talented but SHE won't be able to hit those low G's.
The kids are dedicated to their ministry. They will sing anywhere they are booked, but they will only sing the Gospel of Christ. The "calling" is what motivates them...that's the only thing!!!
Kathy, these predictions were all done in my feeble attempt at humor. There was nothing intended to be serious about it. There is no doubt in my mind about the sincerity or dedication of each member of the Crabb Family.
The Crabb Family is one of my favorite groups, and that is why I took the liberty to be a little humorous with them in the article,
Deon Unthank
SoGospelNews.com
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Deon,
Kathy, I'm glad that you clarified and set straight that rumor. One only has to be around the Crabb Family for a little while to realize their dedication to the work of the Lord. Besides, I've heard that Kathy is a hard task master, and those kids ain't going nowhere.. LOL. We love you Kathy.
Deon Unthank
SoGospelNews.com
My Blog
Some people are like Slinkys… Not really good for anything, but they
still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs - Author Unknown
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